"Mom!!!!


Moooommmmm!!!!


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY MMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"

I am in a tractor bucket trimming limbs.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"

This better be important!!!!

"Yes?"

"Some lady is on the phone!"

SIGH!!!!!  
NOBODY is to bother me when I am obviously predisposed!

"And?"

"This lady on the phone wants to know if you have breath cancer?"